Everly

My Nephew and his wife recently had a child, and named her Everly.  Here’s a copy of the text that I sent to welcome their daughter into the world: 

Stage 1:            Potential … Something … Motion … Order … Formation … Stars … Elements …
Supernovas … Intergalactic Travel (Heavy Elements) …

Stage 2:            Motion … Order … Formation … Sun … Solar Satellites… Solar System … Earth
… Moon … Precise Development (Primordial Soup or Thermodynamic Oceanic Vents or …) …

Stage 3:            Heavy Elements Encounter/Seed Precise Development On Earth … Energy
Source Strikes/Activates … Primordial Life Emerges …

Stage 4:            Prokaryotes … Eukaryotes … Multicellular Organisms … Macroscopic Life
Forms … Biological Evolution …

Stage 5:            Animal Life … Plant Life … Mammals … Common Ancestor … Pre-Humans …
Ancient Human Life … Early Human Life…

Stage 6:            Pre-Civilization … Hunting/Gathering … Tool Making (Rudimentary) … Extinction
Events … Pre-Modern Human Life … Ice Ages … Modern Human Life …

Stage 7:            Civilization … Exploration … Colonization … Culture … Diversity … Tool Making
(Advanced) ... Writing …

Stage 8:            Ancestral Socializing … Romantic Relationships … Intimacy …
Great-Grandparents … Grandparents … Parents … Children …

Stage 9:             … Children … Growth to Adulthood … Romantic Relationships … Intimacy …

Stage 10:           … Everly!!!
Friends/family:  “Oh, a baby - that’s cool.”

Hahahaha!!!